Who let her in here?

Damn, we were all just minding our own businesses behind masks and politeness distances at Trader Joe's and in stormed THIS walking can of hair spray. She startled me so much I dropped my non-dairy oat beverage, which you know is vital to my health after that last bout with lactose intolerance at the skating rink. It's the question that keeps haunting us all. No really, who let her in here?
 

Spiky Hair Styling Mousse Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.